It’s not necessarily that you‘re undateable…but it might be that your online profile is. Stop stressing—it’s not your fault! Writing about yourself is freaking hard, and that shouldn’t stop you from going out with great matches. Let me help!
WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO?
Makeover your dating profile. Don’t worry—it will still be you. Just a better-sounding, better-looking version of you.
I’ll need access to your Facebook photos, online dating account—as is!—and (here’s the rough part) a fully completed profile. As in, you have to answer all of those essay questions. If you’ve already done that, great! If not, I’ll follow up with my own questions.
WELL, HOW MUCH?
*NEW!* You’ve got choices! Ready? For…
- $30: I’ll give you a fantastic photo makeover, edit your text for grammar and readability, and send personalized, actionable tips on simple changes you can make to punch up your profile.
- $60, The Whole Shebang!: Complete with photo revamp, text overhaul, and pointers on how to make a match your mate.
All made easy with the help of PayPal.
PFFT, WHY SHOULD I LET YOU DO IT?
Honestly, because I’m good. More generally, I’m a 20-something freelance writer, editor, and serial online dater with an eye for marketing people. I’ll help your profile sound more like who you really are and get you the response your
loins brains have been longing for.
ALRIGHT, I’M IN.
Yeaaaaah! Email me NotJustOkCupid[at]gmail.com with your name, a link to your account, and let’s do this.
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