hate online dating ’cause you can’t get a date?

It’s not necessarily that you‘re undateable…but your online profile might be. Stop stressing—it’s not your fault! Writing about yourself is hard, but that shouldn’t stop you from going out with great matches. Let me help!

WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO?
Makeover your dating profile. Don’t worry—it will still be you. Just a better-sounding, better-looking version of you.

HOW?
I’ll need access to your Facebook photos, online dating account—as is!—and (here’s the rough part) a fully completed profile. Then, I’ll follow up with my own questions, personalized just for you, your profile, and your individual needs, and voila.

PFFT, WHY SHOULD I LET YOU DO IT?
Honestly, because I’m good. More generally, I’m a 20-something freelance writer, editor, and serial online dater with an eye for marketing people. I’ll help your profile sound more like who you really are and get you the response your loins brains have been longing for.

ALRIGHT, I’M IN.
Yeaaaaah! Email me NotJustOkCupid[at]gmail.com with your name, a link to your account, your package preference, and let’s do this.

Happy Dating!
—lisa

xojaneWhoa! I was recently featured on XOJane—I Got My OKCupid Profile Rewritten By A Ghostwriter. Check out some of my handiwork firsthand and (shameless plug) share with your friends!.

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